Bolton

Leaving aside the politics of it all for a moment, I have a very simple request for the people in charge of these matters (and I am most certain that there are people in charge of these matters). If I have to stare at John Bolton's face every time something significant happens at the UN over the next few years, please, PLEASE, will somebody inform him of either: the fact that "Just for Men" market products which can make his moustache match his hair; or: that he can pick up 10 disposable razors and a bar of soap at Tesco for less than the price of a pint.

Thankyou.