Stupid headline of the day award

Today's award goes to George Parker and Matthew Arnold of the FT for their frankly inspired "Chirac appeals to French stomach to gain Yes vote"
If you're a little confused, the crux of the story is that "Jacques Chirac, French president, appears set to convince Brussels to approve his plan to slash value added tax on restaurant meals, in the latest European Union move to boost the Yes camp in next month's referendum on the EU constitution."